- "What can I say? BBE's enhancement performance speaks volumes on its own!"
- Bal Sac, The Jaws of Death, guitarist with Gwar
- "The Sonic Maximizer is my special recipe for everything!"
- Flattus Maximus, guitarist with Gwar "By far the most essential piece of equipment in my repertoire...next to my sword!"
- Beefcake The Mighty, bassist with Gwar